Saturday, October 4, 2008

Twilight is taking over!

My story with Stephenie Meyers book Twilight was true fate. You're probably thinking to yourself, "This chick is smoking that stuff!" I will tell you upfront, I'M NOT! It started with getting a summers reading project from school, of course you heard the, "thats bull!" from me. I started looking through the choices, because there's a required and a chosen one, and for the required we got cats cradle, WORST BOOK EVER!!!!, and for the choice there were like My sisters keeper, Twilight and umm...I forgot, you can tell I looked hard. I read the description for both Twilight and My sisters keeper. Now my sisters keeper sounds like a really good book, and I'm planning on reading it someday, but being the weirdo that I am I seen vampire and automatically said to myself, I'm so reading that. So of course what I want to read is impossible to find. Every freakin' library gave me the same answer, "It's checked out!" That's when I got to the point where I wanted to drop to my knees and scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" But then people would probably lock me up in a mental home. So I was pissed for awhile, more then a awhile, because I really wanted to read the dang book. I mean come on vampire, human, love, who wouldn't want to read that? Luckily my sister came out and said, "Hey lets go to targets!" So we went and I prayed and I hoped and I was sweating..which grossed me out. We headed towards the book/movie section, and there was also this cute pink camera oh my god...sorry off track. Anyways I seen all the books except Twilight as soon as I grabbed my sisters keeper I heard my sister from the other side say, "Jeri look I found Twilight!" That my friends is when I had a near heart attack. I ran and grabbed it and I hugged...and made out with it..just kidding! sort of...I just wanted to go home and read it immediatley but of course my sister said, "lets look around..." I was tempted to get on my knees again and scream, "NOOOOOO!!!!" Long story short when we got home my mom said hi and I ran past her and ran up the stairs, sorry mom, and started reading...I finished that night. No one couldn't talk to me, they knew just to leave me alone my eyes were glued to those freakin' amazing pages. I thought it was done and that twilight was the only book but I found out that it was a series, I saw Jesus. I begged my dad the next day to take me back to targets to get the other book, new moon...read it all that night. Same thing with eclipse, read some that night finished the rest in the morning. Then I also had a near hearttack when Stephenie Meyer was about to come out with the other book, Breaking Dawn. It seemed as if I was going into a withdrawl and I almost went crazy waiting for that book to come out...it came out august 2nd 2008 by the way. Want to know how i'm a die hard fan? Lets go back to august 2nd, I woke up at 7:00 a.m and told my mom that we need to go to targets...NOW! Even though I knew it wasn't even open that early but luckily my dog had a hair cut at 8:00 a.m so from there we could just go straight to targets. There I was watching my dog get shaved, and washed and blow dryed and I was shaking the whole time watching the clock. He got done pretty fast, looked pretty darn good to, and dropped him off home then went to targets. I searched again...the book wasn't there, and boy did I get pissed. "If the sign says it's coming out august 2nd it should freaking be here!" Yes, I said that about 10 times. My mother then asked a employee if the books are here and he said he'll look in the back for us. It wasn't in the back...so cue the "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" BUT he said one second and about 10 minutes later he comes out with about 10 books in his hands, come to find out that the truck JUST delivered the books. I wanted to marry that guy! I thanked him 100000 times and I ran off with my book skipping all around targets. So people of rochester, i'm the FIRST person to get the book at targets...maybe even the first person in Rochester so HA! IN YO FACE! I read breaking dawn, loved it but I became sad again. The series was over...but not for long because Stephenie Meyer is going to write a book called Midnight Sun and it's everything from Edward Cullens, who's the vampire in the book, point of view. Stephenie stop giving me these heartattacks will you? Get this! there's also going to be a movie, It was suppose to come out in december but they moved it up to november 21st, someone please call 911! My god you have no freaking idea how excited I am! I love you Stephenie Meyer, and I really doubt she'll read this but I don't care. I love the Twilight series and people better get out of my way when the movie comes out because I will cut you in line and I don't mean cut you to get infront I mean cut you as in shank! So for people who haven't read it or have no idea what it is....I have somehthing to say...READ IT YOU'LL LOVE IT, YOU'LL DIE FOR IT, IT'S THE BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got to get a hold of myself...

Anyways heres the trailers of the movie Twilight...enjoy!...or get shanked..

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